We were watching 12 Years A Slave in my Early American History class and the professor told this annoying guy in my class that since he’s white, he should pay extra attention during the movie. When the professor turns away, the guy goes to his buddy and says “Hey, I’m not just white. I almost might be a little bit Native American. He completely glossed over that!”
How to pronounce my name:
Saw as in "I saw a duck."
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
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In honor of Earth Day I thought I would post a really cool audio file of how Earth sounds from space. Although there is no sound in space, this audio file is actually radio waves that were emitting from our planet and then converted into audio by computers. Pretty incredible stuff.
wow, it’s actually as powerful and beautiful as you’d expect.
Still the most amazing opening credits ever.
at work i have to answer the phone, “this is shield special agent madison reporting from the disney store, how can i help you?”
and i’ve gotten three guests immediately respond back with “hail hydra.”
Make a curvy princess
Love, almost everyone in your fandom